Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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