Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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