How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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