Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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