Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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