Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
All the doctor said was why
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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