this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
