I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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