I just saw a hot homeless man
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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