i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
