Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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