just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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