scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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