the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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