***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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