I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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