I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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