Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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