sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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