I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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