so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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