how can u be prego again
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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