it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Randomize
