i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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