Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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