finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The power of my boobs compel you
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