32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
