When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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