How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
foreskin is a definite game changer
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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