Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
These tits shall not be calmed
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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