He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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