he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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