PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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