yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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