69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
