glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
