Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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