I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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