It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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