Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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