she was so not down for the gang bang
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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