Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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