were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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