I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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