So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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