I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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