she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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