Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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