Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i now understand why vodka
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
