She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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