i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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