and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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